<body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar/9247445?origin\x3dhttp://wensen.blogspot.com', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script>

Nani Isshiteru?

Sunday, April 24, 2005 checking in at 13:38

Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:

1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo

2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder

3.
How cute they look when they sleep

4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms

5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world

6.
How cute they are when they eat

7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while

8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside

9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear

10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth

11.
How cute they are when they argue

12.
The way her hand always finds yours

13.
The way they smile

14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight

15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....

16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them

17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"

18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...

19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry

20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly

21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt

22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!

23.
The way they say
"I miss you"

24.
The way you miss them

25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.

No comment

Saturday, April 16, 2005 checking in at 19:18

Words of Wisdom

Money is not everything...
There's Mastercard & Visa!

One should love animals...
They are so tasty!

Save water...
Shower with your girl friend!

Love thy neighbor...
But don't get caught!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman...
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!

Every man should marry...
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Wise men never marry...
And, when they marry they become *otherwise*.

Children in backseats cause accidents...
Accidents in backseats cause children!

"Hard work never killed anybody..."
But why take the risk!

"Work fascinates me!"
I can look at it for hours!!

God made relatives...
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know...
The more you know, the more you forget!
The more you forget, the less you know...
So... why learn?!

Love is photogenic...
It needs darkness to *develop*!

No comment

Friday, April 15, 2005 checking in at 19:25

Off Burnt !

Zzz... Gonna faint soon... When WAS the last time i actually updated this blog? Monkey years. How sad lor. I passed my IPPT on the 7th and only after the 10th till now, am i able to further update it. Went for the IMT (Individual Marksmanship Training) (damm it btw) on the 12th this mth. Really a waste of time lor, teach us how to shoot la, teach us how to handle a weapon la, teach us how to aim la... What hogwash. Anyways, FINALLY got to go home ard 3 plus, bus picked us up from Pasar Laba camp back to our section, got home ard 5 plus. Really prostrated. Becoz of this IMT, i had my off burned today (1st off burnt). So, one off gone bye bye. THEN, sir conducted a random check, check fingernails... Needless to say, mine were long, so, he's gonna burn my off on tuesday! Great. Then after that, i just remembered, on tuesday..hmm.. that's the 19th.. Haha.... Comes the interesting part now. I have practice shoot on that day (range), so ORIGINALLY my off WAS burnt already (2nd off burnt). Regardless, if sir finds out that he actually burnt the WRONG off day... Wah. Going to stir me already. He'll just take the liberty of burning another off you know! That's 3 bloody off he burnt for nothing! How i long to enjoy my off... Damn him. Son of a cow. Tomorrow shiok already, midnight duty. Haiz. (X_x) Oh ya, did i mention that i got sunburnt? (seems i have an inexplicable affinity with the word 'burnt'. God save me) Anyways, yesterday, the grass cutters came to our camp to shorten the grass in our area (was gonna become a bleeding swamp marsh if it continued to grow any further). So we had to clean up after them by clearing all the cut grass and throwing it away. No small feat. The amt of grass in our section. Woah. Almost enough to make out a whole soccer field! So, took a drag and started to rake, then got sunburnt, also partly due to the tree chopping & 'long kang' (urm... drain, but MUCH larger version) clearing (cos the drain was clogged, so we had to UNclog it. damn that sir la. can think of all the different type of shit work for us to do one sia. this guy has a DAMN weird sense of humour you know.. a type that NO other shares with him). But the tree chopping was quite fun la. Can get to experience how wielding a parang and hacking at something with every ounce of our strength. Haha... Today my sunburnt skin didn't take a change for the better. Continued to drag grass. Coz we couldn't finish yesterday. Today much worse. The area to be cleared was MUCH larger than yesterday's. Haiz.. Ok liao la... I already work as day staff (8am - 5pm) in camp for 3 days already.. Finally can get back to duty tomorrow still not such a bad thing i suppose...Think i've been staring at the com screen for too long.. Starting to not see so well.. BlUrrr..... going off already... Rest for awhile and perhaps play Republic Commandos on my Xbox if i'm not tired later.. Jya na!

No comment

Sunday, April 10, 2005 checking in at 23:24

Passed...

LoLx... One down one more to go.. I passed my IPPT already... Nearly got silver but so near yet so far.. haha... Missed my 2.4 timing by 10-20 secs to meet silver timing.. Apparently i've been training on my pull up and totally forgot about my running.. Thought i could still maintain my stamina.. Haha.. Goes to show i can't.. Oh well, passing is good enough for me.. Dun really dare to ask for too much... Next one to go is my ATP again.. Second time going already.. If i fail this one.. Really in deep shit liao. Hope it goes fine this time.. I don't really give a large fancy to signing 3 extras becoz i'm pa jiao.. Haha... Gonna slp already.. Gonna entertain a dwarf hamster tomorrow...Oyasumi..

No comment

Friday, April 08, 2005 checking in at 21:33

Teen Commandments

1)Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait so long??)

2) Thou shall not take drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-MART.
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)

5) Thou shall not steal from thy parents.
(Everyone knows Grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get in fights.
(Just start them)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "Just Do It")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(Just leave them in the middle)

No comment

Tuesday, April 05, 2005 checking in at 17:50

Range AGAIN

Well, you see me here now updating this blog coz my duty's been taken over by someone else.. I JUST found this morning that i have a Technical Handling test tomorrow morning... Damn. I'm always to last to find out about everything... Oh well.. It's gonna be a DMAN long week now. Tomorrow TH test, day after IPPT, tuesday commencing IMT, trial firing and then the final test. I hope and pray i bloody don't fail this test... Or else i'll be signing 3 extras for nothing and then there's the possibility that i have to go back and re-take the test next month.. Dammit.

No comment

Monday, April 04, 2005 checking in at 00:16

Think about it...

Somethings worth thinking about..
For my dear friend Yilin.. Read 8-11... I hope her hurt goes away soon...


1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they
don't love you with all they have.

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't
have them.

6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with
your smile.

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that
when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on
trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone
else and expect them to know you.

13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you! least expect them to.

1 comment

Saturday, April 02, 2005 checking in at 16:02

Gruesome incident..

Actually this happened yesterday... Erm. At night. After my duty. (Which ended un-promptly at 12) SO, i got back to section, had a quick shower and made some noodles to eat while folding my No. 4. Then we got this phone call from our sergeant telling us to get the NCO to wake up, (sounded pretty ball wrenching - his voice that is). Ah, anyways, NCO took the call and... guess what. Dog fight. Dammit. All the most incredulous things JUST has to happen to our batch. Well, to cut the hassle of explaining every single detail, i'll cut it short. When the tonner got to the depot and the midnight handlers were to take over the evening handlers, BY RIGHT, the midnight handlers has to unload their dogs first. But in this incident, the evening handlers LOADED their dogs first. SO, there's this guy from the midnight shift, (goes by the nick of veggie.. damned son of a feline) who takes the evening handler's dog and loads it into the cage (dog's name is Barry). Then, he goes to the other cage and takes his dog out... (Here's the part which left my mouth hanging) When he walked his dog out (this dog's name is Art 1), past Barry's cage, Barry butted the door with his head and promptly snapped on Art 1's thigh. Chaos. Barks. Screams. Shouts. Whimper. All hell broke loose. (Figuratively speaking, it's just to add to the atmosphere) Barry's handler rushed up the tonner and held onto his dog, the damned veggie held onto Art 1. Barry's handler desperately tried to choke the dog, forcing it to let go... Alas, he couldn't. Barry's grip was like a vice. Art 1 was in a state of shock. The handler was in a state of bloodied STUPID frenzy. Blood splatted all over. Gushing wound. Veggie lost all sanity and frantically began to haul Art 1 away from Barry. He pulled, barry countered. Finally, Barry's handler could not stand it anymore and let his leg loose on his dog. Barry let go. Art 1 lied on the ground. Silent whimpering and weeping. Veggie's hauling had caused Art 1's wound to tear a devastating 30cm. Nine hells. Dark. Dark & empty. Almost half the world was contacted to get Art 1 to hospital. When i got back to section the follwing morning (because i had to follow the tonner to pick up the midnight shift handlers this morning), i discovered that Art 1 had been discharged and put into his kennel (and i also found out all this that i'm writing here. seems that veggie's trying to push the blame to the I-DON'T-KNOW-GOD. he just said that he didn't know the dog cage's door was spoiled, so how would he know the dog would come out to bite Art 1. the bloody horse trader). I went to see him... .. ... it really is.... a sight for tears, lying down on his side..motionless. I talked to him. No response. I tried calling his name. Silence. I hunkered down to look him in his one good eye... That was the first time.... i saw tears in a dog's eye... I tried feeding him but he wouldn't eat... He just lied there. Devoid of all the world. I really felt for him... and i'm still feeling for him now... Although i've never taken him under my wing... But to see one of our dogs.. like this... really is pure wretchedness.

No comment